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Dyke Parties
03:09
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That fateful Friday night
we were running out of sight
we were on overdrive
really came as no surprise
this ex-girlfriend of mine rocked up
she was right on time and this is what she said
there's a party dead ahead now...
Well… gate crashin' a dyke party
ain't no packet of smarties
don't pull out that latex suit
or they gonna kick your arse
with their combat boots.
Mad mothers man, yeah - mad mothers man.
We walked right through the door
out of sight - girls galore
There was no competition
what a great place to go fishin'.
Never get a chance like this
to be surrounded by ass
In heaven I do believe,
Hanoi, Sickie and me were
gate crashin' a dyke party
ain't no packet of smarties
don't pull out that latex suit
or they gonna kick your arse
with their combat boots.
Mad mothers man, yeah - mad mothers man.
Wait a minute getting bad vibes
See daggers in their eyes
Maybe this is turning sour
Is this our final hour?
One kneed me in the groin
then five more took their time
Mopped the place with my face
Got thrown out in disgrace for
gate crashin' a dyke party
ain't no packet of smarties
don't pull out that latex suit
or they gonna kick your arse
with their combat boots.
Mad mothers man, yeah - mad mothers man.
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2. |
Family Love Song
03:23
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My brother was in the country
My sister, she was in a state
running around the plum tree
screaming that it's late -
Good God it's late.
The government ran out of money
my Daddy he ran out of luck
He was running from a nasty nickname
but it's stuck, Good God it’s stuck.
You’ve got to keep it in the family
like the presents at the bottom of the Christmas tree
Love your brother, love your neighbour, love your enemy.
And if there's any more loving left give a little to me.
My mother was in a convent
she was praying for the family's souls.
Keeping out the grey hair’s a problem
'cos she's growing old
oh no she's growing old.
My cousin was in the army
he was riding up and down in a tank
he took a little holiday detour
and he robbed a bank
yeah yeah he robbed a bank.
You’ve got to keep it in the family
like the fishes at the bottom of the deep blue sea
Love your brother, love your neighbour, love your enemy.
And if there's any more loving left give a little to me.
You’ve got to keep it in the family
like the presents at the bottom of the Christmas tree
Love your brother, love your neighbour, love your enemy.
And if there's any more loving left give a little to me.
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3. |
Jelly Roll
03:10
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I’ve got a new machine, I’ve got to keep it clean.
Hygienically clean - operate for free.
To the sweet young virgin, I am the surgeon.
Willing and able, I will lay the table
I’ve seen the best and I’ve kissed the rest
Well, Rock and Roll - Jelly Roll
Did you bring your chit, now this won't a bit
I will kiss you better, now I care forever
Open up the bar, drink and drive my car
Give me one good time, a 69
I’ve seen the best and I’ve kissed the rest
Well, Rock and Roll - Jelly Roll
Jelly roll, jelly roll, jelly roll, jelly roll
I’ve seen the best and I’ve fucked the rest
Well, Rock and Roll - Jelly Roll
I’ve got a weird machine, I’ve got to keep it clean.
Hygienically clean - operate for free.
Open up the bar, drink and drive my car
Give me one good time, a 69
I’ve seen the best and I’ve fucked the rest
Well, Rock and Roll - Jelly Roll
Jelly roll, jelly roll, jelly roll, jelly roll
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4. |
Must Love Die
02:27
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Must love die?
When it seems to me it only started.
Must love die?
Funny sometimes thinking how parted.
We gave each other everything and that's the truth.
We traded kisses, bodily fluids, memories, tissues
I really really really love you.
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Microwave Pies
02:32
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Pissed as a chook at a quarter to two
I need a hot pie or else I will spew.
When you are hungry and out on the street
a microwave pie is so good to eat.
Microwave pies those microwave pies
yeah microwave pies keep me alive
Microwave pies those microwave pies
yeah microwave pies on them I thrive.
The pastry is soggy the jelly is hot
when you've got the munchies they sure hit the spot
Loads of good protein you cannot deny it
microwave pies are the core of my diet
Microwave pies those microwave pies
yeah microwave pies keep me alive
Microwave pies those microwave pies
yeah microwave pies on them I thrive
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Vas Deferens Wellington, New Zealand
Formed in November 1988 in Wellington, New Zealand, Vas Deferens are one of New Zealand's longest lasting punk rock bands.
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